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Gabbar v/s Thakur - Funny

Gabbar sends Kaaliaand two others to Ramgad to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered.
They reach Ramgad and started shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya".
Thakur [with anger]:"Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ki Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai."
Kaalia:"Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?"
Thakur:"Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai."
Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop.
Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai, Ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate."
Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain."
Jay hits his keyboard,then says: "jaao kaalia,Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya ."
AT GABBAR'S DEN...
Gabbar:"Kitne bugs the?"
Kaalia: "Do sarkaar."
Gabbar:"Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi."
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?"
Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar."
Gabbar:"Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai...ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?"
Kaalia:"Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha."
Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar!
Ha....... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha...... Ha......
Ha....................................................

Question from Pakistani Peoples

The Jinnah Return...

The Jinnah Return after 60 years at Pakistan in 2008 times is 8888.

They come back from darkness and save Pakistan from Gaddar-e-Pakistan who is now in government corrupted peoples who's aims is only to destroy Pakistan into pieces but they don't know Pakistan is come the name of Islam. ALLAH help Pakistani peoples but first peoples of Pakistan is united in one platform.

Our Young Generation is sleep and nothing do for Pakistan. everyone is afraid from government peoples if anyone is shouting next day the corrupt government people kill them.

Every one is afraid for their lives and in 10 years many afraid people are kill. Now in Pakistan every where is corruption, factory are close, Economy down daily, sports are finish, peoples dreams are finish, employment is increase, mobile thief are increase, unfaithful police are appointed, No sincere party here to solve peoples issue. KESC, KMC, Stock Exchange, Food crisis, corrupt custom and etc. their is no government no laws & regulations, no means of Pakistani citizen,
increase food crises, petrol crises and etc daily. who solve them their father.

We are waiting for special person who come and solve the issue of Pakistan.

" Jo dare gia wo mar gaya" like Iraq peoples they afraid from Sadam government and next many are kill and regularly kills.

Please lets our powers combined for Pakistan if u are Pakistani please save Pakistan from Gaddar-e-Pakistan. (Government of 10 years of Pakistan) they are not sincere to Pakistan.

Please copy this message and forward to your friends or relative press.

The Nation Man.

World's Largest Gold & Copper Deposit in Balochistan

Thanx for this information. But that is not the only reservoir found in Pakistan . Our Country is a rich mineral state but we have no leader who has a vision.
Pakistan is richly graced by Almighty with a lot of Natural Gas and Crude Oil in Baluchistan and Karak District of NWFP, Huge reservoirs of Chromites and Coal in Baluchistan , Huge reservoirs of IRON in Chitral, Huge reservoirs of Sulpher in Northern Areas of Pakistan and Many more........ .....

But who is there who has the vision to EXPLORE and Develop the Technologies for its exploration.
Pakistan politicians can only introduce Benazir Rashan Card and Chief Minister Food Program worth Billion of Rupees. This vision is to expense all these Billions of Rupees to create a vote bank and to benefit their political workers. They want to make this nation as BEGGER.

If these Billion of Rupees is spent on exploration of these Resources and installment of industries so it will give EMPLOYEMENT to many People and will create a lot of Capital and Tax to the Govt.

BUT WHO WILL DO ALL THIS???????? ?



I THINK NO ONE......... ....

Lets UNITE Against these Fu..... POLITICIANS

Electricity, GAS, Petrol in Pakistan

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of NATIONAL ASSEMBLY (MNA)

Salary & Govt. Concessions for a Member of

NATIONAL ASSEMBLY (MNA)

Monthly Salary : Rs. 120,000 to 200,000

Expense for Constitution per month : Rs.100,000

Office expenditure per month : Rs.140,000

Traveling concession (Rs. 8 per km) : Rs.48,000 (For a visit to
ISLAMABAD & return: 6000 km)

Daily BETA during Assembly meets : Rs.500

Charge for 1 class (A/C) in train : Free (For any number of times)

(All over PAKISTAN)

Charge for Business Class in flights : Free for 40 trips / year

(With wife or P.A.)
Rent for Govt hostel any where: Free
Electricity costs at home : Free up to 50,000 units

Local phone call charge : Free up to 1,70,000 calls.
TOTAL expense for a MNA per year : Rs. 32,000,000

TOTAL expense for 5 years : Rs. 1,60,000,000
For 534 MNA, the expense for 5 years : Rs. 8,54,40,000,000 (more than
900 cores)



And they are elected by THE PEOPLE OF PAKISTAN, by the democratic process of this world, not intruded into the assembly on their own or by any qualification.

This is how all our tax money is been swallowed and price hike on our regular commodities.......
Think of the great democracy we have.............

PLEASE FORWARD THIS
MESSAGE TO ALL CITIZENS OF
PAKISTAN.........

Aurat Ka Bareek Libaas Pehanana

Important Tips 4 Cyber-Buddies

منقول

Answer the phone by LEFT ear.
Do not drink coffee TWICE a day.
Do not take pills with COOL water.
Do not have HUGE meals after 5pm.
Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume.
Drink more WATER in the morning, less at night.
Keep your distance from hand phone CHARGERS.
Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time.
Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning.
Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping.
When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times.

Israeli-American Operation To Kidnap A. Q. Khan

The credit for two best known cases of smuggling a nuclear scientist out from another country goes to Israel's Mossad and Pakistan's ISI. Pakistanis understand the game that targets them today.

ISLAMABAD, Pakistan—Dr. A. Q. Khan, Pakistan's notorious nuclear scientist, is under threat of being kidnapped and bundled out of the country in a joint Israeli-American operation that could take the lid off Pakistan's massive nuclear and strategic arsenal.

Pakistani security officials went on red alert in the last week of June 2008 after receiving information that Israel's Mossad, possibly in a joint operation with some elements from CIA, is planning to kidnap Dr. Khan, who lives in a house in an Islamabad suburb, and take him out of the country. The officials are tightlipped about the source of the information.

This possibility is literally Pakistan's worst nuclear nightmare. All Pakistani scientists, technicians and other special staffers, retired and serving, working on the strategic weapons programs, follow security procedures to avert this possibility. Dr. Khan is the only retired senior scientist who is currently trying to break out of these procedures, creating a risk both for himself and for Pakistan. Islamabad has done a lot to protect him from foreign hands.

Dr. Khan no longer holds official access to Pakistan's strategic facilities but is considered to be a treasure trove of information on Pakistan's missile and strategic weapons, especially the two areas that bear his fingerprints: uranium enrichment technology and the development of Pakistan's long range, nuclear capable Ghauri missile series.

The threat to Dr. Khan is part of a larger dilemma facing Islamabad these days concerning how to deal with the retired scientist. The government wants to relax his security detail assigned to him since his 2004 confession to running a clandestine proliferation network and the subsequent presidential pardon. The government wants to do this in order to calm the Pakistani public opinion that continues to see Dr. Khan as a mistreated national hero.

But the other side of the coin is the fact that Dr. Khan is privy to critical and classified information. There is no known threat to his life but he faces a real possibility of being kidnapped and shipped out of Pakistan to be debriefed by foreign interrogators. One Pakistani official puts this dilemma facing the Pakistani government this way, 'How can we take a chance with this kind of a personality?'

Making matters worse is Dr. Khan himself, who has intensified his campaign of blackmailing the government into withdrawing his security detail and set him free of any security. Pakistani officials say Dr. Khan is a free man but that assigning him a security detail is based on threat assessments done by professionals.

There is also fresh information now that shows that the Pakistani government may not exactly be the 'bad guy' that Dr. Khan has portrayed in his recent interviews, and that there is more to his story than meets the eye.

Recently, Dr. Khan exploited the relaxed security around him to give explosive interviews to the media to embarrass the Pakistani government and get back at the man who forced the scientist to admit his mistakes: President Musharraf.

The interviews further ruined the government's image before ordinary Pakistanis and increased sympathy for Dr. Khan, who remains a national hero and has an impeccable record of serving his nation the best he could.

Amazingly, Pakistani officials allowed Dr. Khan to vent his anger until Dr. Khan finally did something that sent shockwaves even among his sympathizers. He raised alarm bells domestically and eyebrows internationally by accusing Pakistan of supplying uranium enrichment equipment to North Korea in a shipment in 2000 that he said was approved by President Musharraf and the Pakistani military.

The information in the case cited by Dr. Khan was factually incorrect and Dr. Khan tried to retract and explain. But even if it was true, many Pakistanis who sympathized with him were shocked to see him come this far to settle score with President Musharraf, knowing that his statement could bring the kind of international pressure on Pakistan that Iran's nuclear program is facing these days. 'This is no less than a suicide attack against the State of Pakistan,' according to Zaid Hamid, a Pakistani defense analyst.

The anticipated negative fallout from Dr. Khan's reckless recent interviews is expected to fall within the following five broad categories:

1. There was some concern in Islamabad that Dr. Khan's statement could prompt fresh American pressure to allow foreign access to Dr. Khan.

2. The statement also plays right into the hands of some lobbies in Washington that have been promoting the idea of destroying Pakistani nukes through a military strike.

3. The statements reinforce the propaganda of some American lobbies that Pakistan is a nation falling apart that cannot be trusted with nuclear weapons.

4. The biggest damage so far is that the A. Q. Khan story has come back from the dead. Islamabad's successful handling of the proliferation issue in the past four years had 'closed' this chapter for good. The A. Q. Khan statements reopen the chapter and may create new problems for Pakistan when the country is beset by instability.

5. A weak and incapable government in Islamabad at this time means that there is no one in the country who can stand up to a renewed international pressure that could result from Dr. Khan's statements.

It goes to President Musharraf's credit that he resisted and delicately handled the crisis that erupted over Dr. Khan in 2004. He bluntly refused American demands to hand over Dr. Khan to international interrogators and pardoned him without any punishment. Some analysts believe that Musharraf's non-cooperation on this count was one of the reasons that convinced Washington to weaken Musharraf and try to replace him with a more flexible Benazir Bhutto.

Pakistan has firmly told everyone that Dr. Khan's case is 'closed.' But the worrying aspect is that with a strongly pro-American PPP government in Islamabad, whose ambassador in Washington is keen to promote U.S. views and whose party cochairman, Mr. Asif Zardari, has used his recent international tour to confirm the presence of terrorist camps inside Pakistan, there is no towering politician or statesman left in the Pakistani capital who can come forward now and boldly defend the Pakistani position.

Alarmingly, Dr. Khan has moved the Pakistani Supreme Court to force the government to remove all security detail assigned to him. This obviously crosses a red line.

That is why Lt. Gen. Khalid Kidwai, the director of the Strategic Plans Division, which oversees the strategic weapons programs, came out on Saturday in Islamabad to say that Pakistan will protect its interest at any cost.

"There are international threats … [Dr. Khan] is being simplistic in his approach," Gen. Kidwai told a group of Pakistani journalists during a special briefing over the weekend in Islamabad.

Although the days of the Cold War, with their intelligence intrigues, are behind us, the history of nuclear espionage and the stories of the kidnappings and mysterious disappearances of nuclear scientists are too serious and too fresh to be ignored.

Early last year, an Iranian scientist, Ardeshire Hassanpour, mysteriously died in Isfahan, Iran. He was connected to the Natanz nuclear facility which is under international spotlight. Reports suggested he was either killed by the Israeli Mossad or was eliminated by the Iranian government after he was found communicating with either American or Israeli agents. In either situation, this is a fresh and clear case that Pakistan's immediate region is abuzz with covert activity targeting nuclear scientists and installations.

Interestingly, the credit for two of the best known cases of kidnapping a nuclear scientist and taking him to another country goes to Israel's Mossad and Pakistan's ISI. The Pakistani intelligence agency smuggled Dr. A. Q. Khan out from Europe to Pakistan, not to mention that it ran a clandestine operation for the purchase of prohibited equipment and recruitment of nuclear experts and technicians. So, it is safe to say that officials in Islamabad know what they are dealing with. And thus the threat perception [the chances of an A.Q. Khan kidnap] is not exaggerated.

On Sept. 30, 1986, Mossad drugged and smuggled out the rogue Israeli nuclear technician Mordechai Vanunu while he was en route in a plane from London to Rome. Vanunu was a disgruntled former employee of the Israeli nuclear program. In revenge, he handed over pictures and sensitive information to a British newspaper.

For those who think the Pakistani government is not fair to Dr. Khan, they should see what the Israeli government did to Vanunu.

According to a U.S. Web report, 'Mordechai Vanunu spent 18 years in prison, including more than 11 years in solitary confinement. Vanunu was released from prison in 2004, subject to a broad array of restrictions on his speech and movement. Since then he has been briefly arrested several times for multiple violations of those restrictions, including giving various interviews to foreign journalists and attempting to leave Israel. In July 2007, Vanunu was sentenced to a further six months' imprisonment for speaking to foreigners and for traveling to Bethlehem.'

In comparison, Dr. Khan is not in detention. He is at his home with his family. He carries a cell phone, along with his family members. Recently, he has been allowed to take meals at restaurants, with some restrictions pertaining to timings in view of Dr. Khan's security. The Pakistani authorities have been so generous with Dr. Khan that recently he has been free to give telephone and written interviews without any problem, which indicates that his telephone calls and written exchanges are not monitored or censored.

At no point did any Pakistani official misbehave with Dr. Khan. The reason for this generosity is that Dr. Khan might have wronged by getting involved in the proliferation business and self-enrichment, but he remains a man who served his nation well.

Lt. Gen. Kidwai of the Strategic Plans Division (SPD) and Gen. Ihsan-ul-Haq, the former head of the ISI, who questioned Dr. Khan in ten different 'sittings' back in 2004 always addressed Dr. Khan as 'sir' as a sign of respect.

The evidence of wrongdoing against the prominent scientist was so strong and damning that Dr. Khan changed his testimony from an initial denial to stopping at one point to say, 'Enough is enough. Please ask the President to pardon me.'

Gen. Kidwai and the ISI chief conveyed to President Musharraf that Dr. Khan wanted to apologize and seek a pardon. 'This is not personal,' President Musharraf reportedly said, 'He should apologize to the nation.'

This is where the idea for the famous television apology came up. The National Command Authority, the main federal agency in charge of the strategic assets and the parent organization of SPD, prepared an initial draft and handed a copy to Dr. Khan for his input. The process of finalizing the draft apology took at least three to four days as the draft of the apology letter ran back and forth between the officials and Dr. Khan, who made corrections to the draft with his own pen. This draft copy is available with the officials and contradicts Dr. Khan's recent complaint that 'a letter of apology was thrust in his hands at the President's office and he was asked to read it on television.'

Now Islamabad is considering presenting the evidence against Dr. Khan before a limited group of neutral Pakistanis. The evidence cannot be made public due to the sensitivity of the information. But if Dr. Khan manages to convince the Pakistani court that he needs to be freed of all security around him, then the government will come forward with the evidence before a group of prominent Pakistanis in a closed door exercise. The purpose is to prove that Dr. Khan is not as innocent as he says he is, and, second, to ensure he retains the security detail provided to him in order to protect him from possible threats, including the reports of an Israeli-style kidnapping.

Pakistani authorities have a legal document that Dr. Khan approved. The document indicates that the presidential pardon was conditional on Dr. Khan not jeopardizing national secrets and provided that no new information emerges on his proliferation activities beyond what he has already confessed.

As for the latest report on a possible plan to kidnap Dr. Khan and take him outside Pakistan, it is not clear where the information came from. Officials are tightlipped. Islamabad closely monitors Indian activities in the region and there is evidence that Indian intelligence operatives in the past have tried to volunteer information on Pakistani nuclear sites to Israel and to certain Pakistan-averse lobbies in the United States.

But Pakistan's nuclear and strategic weapons programs remain on a strong footing. The image of instability is the result of a political failure on the part of the political class in the country.

The military resolve remains intact. In fact, voices are rising now that say that Pakistan should not be apologetic about its past cooperation with North Korea. Islamabad is not signatory to the Non-Proliferation Treaty and its cooperation with North Korea was within the parameters of Pakistan's own legitimate security and defense considerations and did not break any international law.

Any past and future Pakistani cooperation with the United States or the IAEA remains confined to two red lines set by Islamabad: One, no one can question Pakistan about the origins of its nuclear and strategic weapons programs, and, Two, Pakistan will not discuss at any level its nuclear cooperation with friends and allies. Iran and North Korea are the only exception because the two nations are already involved in multilateral talks about their programs.

Pakistani rupee hits record low

ISLAMABAD, July 3 (Reuters) - The Pakistani rupee weakened to a record low of 69.85/95 to the dollar in early trade on Thursday, as the currency remained under pressure because of import payments, particularly for oil.

The rupee had closed at 68.90/69.05 per dollar on Wednesday.

The previous low of 69.60 was set on May 20. The central bank subsequently took a number of steps to stabilise the rupee, and dampen speculation against it, but there has been a steady drip in foreign currency reserves because of the weight of demand for dollars from importers.

SUNNATS OF WUZOO (Ablution)

There are thirteen Sunnats and five Mustahabs in wuzoo. By performing them a complete / perfect wuzoo will be achieved.

1. To make niyyah (intention) of wuzoo, e.g. I am performing wuzoo to perform Salaah.
2. To recite:
3.

Bismillaahir rahmaanir raheem
In the Name of Allah, the Most Beneficent, the Most Merciful
In some narrations, the Bismillaah of wuzoo is reported in the following words:
Bismillaahil 'azeem Al’hamdu lillaahi 'alaa deenil Islaam
In the Name of Allah, the Owner of Greatness. All Praise is due to Allah for the religion Islaam
4. To wash both the hands up to the wrist thrice.
5. To brush the teeth with Miswaak. If Miswaak is not available, rub the teeth with the (index) finger (of the right hand).
6. To gargle thrice.
7. To put water in the nostrils thrice.
8. To blow the nose each time.
9. To wash each part thrice.
10. To make Khilaal of the beard when washing the face. (Khilaal means to pass the wet fingers through the beard).
11. To make Khilaal of the fingers and the toes when washing the feet.
12. To make Masah of the whole head once.
13. To make Masah of both ears with the Masah of the head.
14. To rub each part properly during washing.
15. To wash each part one after the other without pause, (so the part washed first, does not dry up before washing the next part).
16. To make wuzoo in proper sequence.
17. To begin with washing the right side first.
18. Upon completion of wuzoo, look towards the sky and recite:
19.

Ash'hadu allaa ilaaha illallaahu wa Ash’hadu Anna Muhammadan 'abduhu wa rasooluh
I bear witness that none is worthy of worship besides Allah, the Only One. He has no partner. And I bear witness that Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wasallam is His Slave and Messenger.
Thereafter, recite the following du'aa:
Allaahummaj'alni minat tawwaabeena waj'alni minal mutatahhireen
O Allah! Include me amongst those who repent excessively and make me amongst-those who stay pure. (Hisn-e-Haseen)
Note: Regarding this du’aa, Mullaa Ali Qaari rahmatullahi alayh states: wuzoo is a means of external purification; through this du'aa a request is made for internal purification, i.e. the first (i.e. the external purification) was within our capability which we have fulfilled; (O Allah!) purify our internal (condition) through Your Mercy.
Note: All eight doors of Jannah are opened for the one who recites Kalimah Shahaadah after wuzoo; he may enter (Jannah) through whichever door he desires. (Mishkaat)
20. wuzoo should be performed at home according to Sunnah.

Masnoon Method of Performing wuzoo (ablution)

• Whilst performing wuzoo (ablution), sit facing the direction of Qiblah, on a high place so that the sprinkles of (used water) does not splash back (from the ground).
• Saying Bismillaah, wash both hands thrice up to the wrist.
• Thereafter, gargle the mouth thrice and use Miswaak. If you have no Miswaak, clean your teeth with the (right) fore-finger.
• Thereafter, put water in the nostrils thrice using the right hand and clean the nose with the left hand.
• Thereafter, wash the face thrice, beginning from the hair of the forehead to below the chin, and from one ear lobe to the other, ensuring that the water reaches the whole area.
• Thereafter, wash the right hand including the elbow thrice. Then wash the left hand including the elbow thrice. Then make Khilaal by passing the fingers of one hand through the fingers of the other. If one is wearing a ring (or in the case of a woman, bangles), then move it to ensure that no part is left dry.
• Now do the Masah of the whole head once.
• Thereafter do the Masah of the inside of the ear with the tips of the forefingers and the Masah of the back of the ears with the inside of the thumbs.
• Then do the Masah of the nape with the back of the fingers. Do not do the Masah of the throat; it is not permissible. There is no need to use fresh water for the Masah of the ears.
• Now wash the right foot including the ankle thrice. Then wash the left foot including the ankle thrice. Make Khilaal of the toes by passing the little finger of the left hand between each of the toes, beginning with the little toe of the right foot and finishing on the little toe of the left foot. The wuzoo is complete.
• Now recite Kalimah Shahaadah.
• Perform two raka’at tahiyyat-ul-wuzoo provided the time is not Makrooh. Great reward have been narrated in the Hadeeth for this Salaat.

A Patriotic Citizen Of Pakistan

Prime Minister of Pakistan

Co-Chairman Pakistan Peoples Party

Federal Finance Minister

Dear Sirs;

Thank you so much for increasing the prices of electricity, gas & petroleum products, after the shortage of edible commodities this increase is like a cold breeze in hot summer, specially your new gift to the nation at the start of the fiscal year 2008-09 by increasing the CNG prices to 31%, we as a nation sincerely appreciate your efforts to support us.

Dear Sirs, we further suggest the following measures to be taken in the broader interest of the nation as soon as possible, the way the nation is enjoying the following benefits, is not the right of this nation and it also hurt your efforts for the stability of economy.Your kind attention to the following will help to strengthen the economy of the country;

Breathing - The tax may please be imposed on breathing.

Eating - The tax may please be imposed on the eating 2 meals a day, (Because of the strong economy

now the nation do not afford to eat 3 meals).

Drinking of Water - The tax may please be imposed on drinking more than 2 glasses daily,

additionally taking bath more than once a month should be Taxed

Clothing – Wearing Cloths may please be taxable and additional tax on changing the suits/shirts on

daily basis.

Travelling - Journey through the public transport should be allowed once a day, means if someone

comes to work by bus/rail he should not be allowed to use the same for going back, when the nation will

start to walk back to homes it will help to keep them healthy.

Birth – Tax may please be imposed on the birth of every child, the tax should be the 10% of the

monthly wage rate of the father and if the mother is a working woman, she will also have to pay 10% of

her wage, it is also suggested that this tax should be increased 20% to 30% on every additional birth.

Death – A death tax may please be imposed on every person who dies, an additional tax is also

suggested to the suicidal or accidental death.

There are so many other items that are still identifiable and we will try to let you know as soon as we realize the

taxability of those.

Now at the end we recommend to award “Nishan-e-Haider” , “Tamgha-e-Khidmat” to the Finance & Power Minister

of Pakistan for the efforts they made to revive the dying economy of Pakistan .

An increase of 100% in the packages of Members of Assemblies / Ministers and other officials is also suggested, it

will help them to serve the nation better, after all we have to take care of the interests of the nation.

Thanking you in advance

Pakistani Nation

A Patriotic Citizen Of Pakistan

Iran test fires 8 missiles from which one has the range to reach Israel and US bases in gulf

Iran has test-fired nine missiles, including a new version of the Shahab-3, which is capable of reaching its main regional enemy Israel.

The Shahab-3, with a range of 2,000km (1,240 miles), was armed with a conventional warhead, state media said.

Iran has tested the missile before, but the latest launch comes amid rising tensions with the US and Israel over the country's nuclear programme.

The early morning launch at a remote desert site sent oil prices climbing.

White House spokesman Gordon Johndroe called on Iran to "refrain from further missile tests if they truly seek to gain the trust of the world".

Rotating Tower in Dubai

The latest real estate development in Dubai is a tower with four rotating penthouses and a rotating villa that has its own car lift. The new tower will be located in Jumeirah Village South and will contain 72 units. The rotating units are able to rotate 360 degrees and residents can choose if they want the rotation to occur in three, six, 12 or 24 hours. You have to admit that’s definitely cool. The brain behind this development is Faisal Ali Moosa, who actually saw a series of rotating villas in Germany, and decided to create his own version in Dubai. A Saudi prince has already placed a DH 25 million bid on the single villa at the peak of the tower that has it’s own car lift and three parking spaces.

100 Days of PPP GOVT. Program: Outcomes (Is it Pakistan or India?)

All:

Merah Perah India. Oh meri India, Perah India. Oh hum sub mil kar gathey hen India meri I ndia. India meri India.

Salam or should I say 'Namaste' 'Namaste'.

Are we Pakistani Muslims? Can we take our Pakistan back from Raja Dahir?

We have to take into consideration that Pakistanis have to pay 10% extra for Raja Dahir and his "Choor" and "Dakhoo" family. Do we forget his name is Mr.10%? We have given our country to Raja Dahir's families, and now we have to face the consequences.

Why are we crying now like "Magroor Behkaris"? We voted for "Choors" and "Dakhoos", and now we are facing the punishment of India.

Hum neh Pakistan koh Raja Dahir kie hawaleh kar dia. Pakistanis tum loag koh sharam nahi attih? Agar tori see beh sharam hae toh Cholah ber Pani meh dohb kar mar gio, besharamoo.

Pakistan ka Matlab kya?

DON'T SELL US GUNS

BECAUSE WE NEED BOOKS

DON'T GIVE US YOUR CULTURE

BECAUSE WE HAVE OUR OWN CULTURE

DON'T GIVE US AID

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT BEGGAR

PAKSITAN IS AN ISLAMIC REPUBIC OF PAKISTAN

PAKISTAN IS NOT

SECULAR REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN

AND PAKISTAN IS NOT

HINDU REPUBLIC OF HINDUSTAN

PAKISTAN KA MATLAB KIA

LA ILAH HA ILLALLAH

WE ARE MUSLIMS FIRST AND THEN PAKISTANIS. MUSLIMS ARE PEACE LOVING PEOPLE AND DO NOT SUPPORT ANY TERRORISM IN THE WORLD. ISLAM IS ANOTHER NAME OF PEACE, LOVE, HUMANITY AND FORGIVENESS .

REQUEST : PLZ PLZ PLZ COPY THIS POST AND PASTE INTO YOUR BLOG.

.. WAKE UP PLZ PLZ PLZ WAKE UP..


PAKISTANIS PLEASE WAKE UP AND DO NOT LET "KUTTAS" TO RULE YOU.

Responsibility of Pakistanis who are living abroad.

Salam brothers and sisters:

I have received overwhelming number of emails on this above subject. Some Pakistanis show reservation to move back to Pakistan mainly on two reasons--too much corruption-- -secondly, they do not know what kind of business they can start. Inshallah, I will try to address both of these issues:

We need to use an approach that is widely use in Project Management called, "KISS" meaning Keep It Simple Stupid. So we have to develop the strategies which are simple and easy to implement.

How to overcome corruption:

Lets consider the first topic corruption in Islamic Republic of Pakistan--as we do not know magic, therefore we have to work hard to get rid of this corruption existing in our country. I am suggesting the following. Lets take an advantage of new technologies including "Mobile Phone with Camera", internet and YouTube. If we see any corruption committing by anyone, then record his corruption by using "Mobile Phone/Cellular Phone" and post that on "YOUTUBE" and inform everyone on "Yahoogroups" and "Googlegroups" . And anytime we see that person, we call him "BEGGARAT KUTTA". We call him and his immediate family "Beggarat Kutta Family" until he asks for forgivness on "YOUTUBE" and promise whole nation thet he would not commit any corruption again.

Now talk about our Pakistani Politicians "KUTTAS". First we have to change ourselves, and we have to promise ourselves that we would not support anyone who is corrupt or killer. Also, we will promise ourselves that we would not support anyone base on Race, Sect, Gender, "Quomiat", Tribe, and Political Affiliation instead we will support people base on their character and honesty. Inshallah, soon new faces will emerge who can lead us towards prosperity. Now, as a Pakistanis we can get rid of Musharraf (thief and war criminal), Nawaz Badmash brothers (thieves and killers) and Pathetic Mr. 50% (thief and killer) husband of Qatil Bezamir (worst killer and worst thief). We have to use simple, powerful and peaceful approach. I will recommend the following. There are around 190 countries in the world and they all have embassies throughout the world, what we can do is to use internet and gather "Corruption News" on internet including "YOUTUBE" and email to all the embassies in the world and request them to help Islamic Republic of Pakistan to get rid of corruption by helping Pakistanis to remove these "KUTTAS". Please also email to "United Nation" and ask for help. Also, use "BLOGGING" a lot of news agencies allow you to use blogging. We can blog on, BBC News, CNN, Alarabia, Aljazeera, Washington Post, New York Times and so on. Also, write editorial in newspapers throughout the world. Always mention that we need change in Islamic Republic of Pakistan, and we can also convince the whole world that Pakistan is becoming poor and violent country because of our Politicians "KUTTAS" robed our wealth, and poor people do not have any other choice than to become corrupt which lead them toward terrorism to feed their children. If I have to beg you, then so be it, but please email to every country in the world. You do not have to be very fancy, just write a couple of sentences and copy some corruption news from the internet and email to embassies. Email address of the embassies can be found by using any search engine such as “GOOGLES". Inshallah, if we able to send around 200-300 million of emails throughout the world, then it will create a buzz in the entire world. Please start doing it from tomorrow. Easy isn't? (Note: if you live in Pakistan, then please convince your friends and family members to email all embassies, consulate general and United Nation)

What kind of business we can start in Pakistan:

here are a lot of new opportunities we can develop in Pakistan. I will discuss it a little later. However, I would like to say that we can convince two rich communities to invest in Islamic Republic of Pakistan. Memons and Aga Khanis communities. They are very rich communities and they can energize whole Pakistan. Very few Pakistanis aware of the fact that "Aga Khan" paid government employee salaries of all Pakistanis for five (5) years starting from 1947. Now, we need to convince Aga Khanis to open business in Pakistan. Also, we can request Prince Aga Khan to open big companies such as Automobiles, Aerospace, Oil Refineries, Power Plant and Metal Fabrication Industries. These are very big industries and require enormous amount of capital, if Aga Khan helps us than we can open all the industries that I mention above. These industries will generate millions of jobs in Islamic Republic of Pakistan.

Now for people who are not rich as Prince Aga Khan, then they can start different businesses in Islamic Republic of Pakistan. It should be noted that we have around 170 million people living in Pakistan, and that human capital can be used to generate wealth.. Let assume that if every Pakistani buy our item that we produce, then there is an opportunity to sell the product to 170 million people.

If you do not have capital then I will recommend the following:

1) Open Private Schools.

2) Open Coaching Centers.

3) Open Restaurants.

4) Open private Hospitals.

5) Open Gyms.

6) Open Super Market Chain.

7) Open Law Firms..

8) Open Accounting Firms.

9) Open Chicken farms. You can invest as little as $5000. You can generate 10% to 30% profit within 6 weeks. But it is a risky business, because some time chicken die by disease. You can rent the chicken farm as little as 5000 Rs. per session (6 to 8 weeks).

10) Open Cow and Goat farms. Sell meat to Arab countries. It will generate millions of dollar of foreign exchange.

11) Open IT business, and get foreign contracts.

12) Open Software Development Business, and get foreign contracts.

13) Open Real Estate Business.

14) Open a machine shop. You can buy CNC machines from HAAS or FEDAL. These machines will allow you to get foreign manufacturing contacts. These machines are expensive and cost around $200,000 to $1 million depending upon your requirements.

15) Open Plastic Manufacturing Company. You can buy injection molding machine and get foreign contracts.

PAKISTAN KA MATLAB KIA LA ILAH HA ILLALLAH

DON'T SELL US GUNS

BECAUSE WE NEED BOOKS

DON'T GIVE US YOUR CULTURE

BECAUSE WE HAVE OUR OWN CULTURE

DON'T GIVE US AID

BECAUSE WE ARE NOT BEGGAR

PAKSITAN IS AN ISLAMIC REPUBIC OF PAKISTAN

PAKISTAN IS NOT

SECULAR REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN

AND PAKISTAN IS NOT

HINDU REPUBLIC OF HINDUSTAN

PAKISTAN KA MATLAB KIA

LA ILAH HA ILLALLAH

WE ARE MUSLIMS FIRST AND THEN PAKISTANIS. MUSLIMS ARE PEACE LOVING PEOPLE AND DO NOT SUPPORT ANY TERRORISM IN THE WORLD. ISLAM IS ANOTHER NAME OF PEACE, LOVE, HUMANITY AND FORGIVENESS .

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